Different between wife and girlfriend.

This is really funny .......



Wife is a HARIMAU, girlfriend is HARI HARI MAU ...

And some say - Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP) ....

At home watch TV, go out bring HP.....

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP....

Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP....

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated ...

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but hand phone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time....

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable, but for HP is high and often demanding....

Most important, TV got remote but HP don't have...

Last but not least, TV do not have virus, but HP yes.. have VIRUS, once get it, HABIS LA.. .. ..

so better choose TV Upgrade to LCD or Plasma , TV (Slim and Chun) ...

Less maintenance too especially they are easy on the electricity bills. ... .....

Is good to be safe than sorry. ....

Basic Advises

Basic advise on the food...:-D

1) Answer the phone by LEFT ear.
2) Do not drink coffee TWICE a day
3) Do not take pills with COOL water.
4) Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
5) Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
6) Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
7) Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS .
8) Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
9) Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
10) Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping .
11) When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.